March 17, 2004
Quote of the Day
In order to slay Jesus, I agree you’d need at least a +5 weapon, possibly a messiah-bane weapon. I don’t know if the weapon should be blessed, as it’s kind of hard to guess what Jesus’ alignment is from the bible. Probably chaotic, as on one page he’s telling us that God loves us, and on another he’s telling us that God will cast us into a lake of fire, and he came to earth to break up families. Good or evil? I can’t say, as he does heal the blind, and try to help the cripples, but he does it only for the glory of God (Lawful Evil, if I ever I’ve seen one.) So my verdict is definitely Chaotic, and probably Neutral. Anybody else have a better suggestion for Jesus’ alignment?
My real strategy for surviving the final trump, is to befriend at least one person in good standing of every major religion. That way, when the end comes, no matter who’s right, I’ll have someone to say: “No, really, she’s cool. You can let her in.”
Unless Christianity turns out to be the right one. Then I will take my chances with Satan as he seems to be the most stable and fair deity in the Christian religion. Nope. I’m not bitter. Not me. Not at all. I’ll be right behind Monica with my +5 messiah-bane throwing axes, hoping to get a good shot in.
Diane Duncan
Posted by Russell Whitaker at March 17, 2004 12:41 PM | TrackBack