July 24, 2004

Neil Armstrong: The Awful Truth

Just a few short days after the 35th anniversary of Neil Armstrong's historic moonwalk, we learn the unalloyed truth about what he really said on that occasion:


In 1969, Neil Armstrong made history by becoming the first man to walk on the moon, uttering the immortal phrase, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Or did he? Previously suppressed footage discovered by blogjam shows that Armstrong's reaction was a great deal more uninhibited than history suggests, and that a hasty editing job was needed to prepare the astronaut's moment of glory for broadcast.

Posted by Russell Whitaker at July 24, 2004 12:20 PM | TrackBack
Comments

What's the rest of the story?

Posted by: on February 3, 2005 06:42 PM

Apparently Michael Collins told him "If you had any balls you'd scream "Oh my god, what is that thing?" then cut your mike."

Posted by: Chris Goodwin on April 28, 2005 09:55 AM

the first man on the moon was a drunk. Buzzy.

Posted by: on June 9, 2005 07:48 AM

OMG. COMMENTS WILL NOT HELP IN INVESTIGATION OF NEIL ARMSTRONG'S SO CALLED TRIP TO THE MOON.
Please do not waste any of our time by holding a website as petty as this. If you are willing to give evidence, please contact me.

Posted by: Leonie on July 18, 2005 07:49 PM

I like the drunk theory!where did the camera come from as well (and the shadows...) hmmm... i wonder could it even be a MASSIVE Fake?

Posted by: Spam on November 8, 2005 04:12 AM

You guys are such LOSERS! They WEREN'T drunk! You need to do some more research. If anybody wants to contact me, my e-mail is jml-1092@swbell.net

Posted by: Jennifer on May 2, 2006 04:04 PM

Jennifer, you seem to be deeply humor-impaired.

Posted by: Russell Whitaker on May 2, 2006 07:13 PM
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