December 28, 2004
Quote of the Day
I get the occasional numb-nut. They say, "I can see how you can shoot ugly wild boars, but not a beautiful deer." Oh, a little more Hitlerism is just what we need. This can live and this can die according to my whims. Eat me, you fuck! Here's the truth so you can print it in bold, capital red letters: The cuter the critter, the sweeter the meat.
Ted Nugent
Interview in April 2004 Maxim magazine, p104
This is why I make my teriyaki sauce with venison strips in it. Not only does it taste great, and you get teriyaki vension jerky to boot, but vegans will put it on their vegan stir fry without a thought, rarely wondering why the label says "Bambi Sauce".
Which reminds me. I once dated this sweet young thing who, come to find out, was vegan. The denoument occured when I brought her to meet the parents for dinner. We walked in the door of the family room, where dad has a few bucks, a stone sheep ram, and assorted fowl stuffed and mounted.
"Oh, your family kills animals," she said.
We of course made her a vegan meal (sorry, had to use the same pans as we use). The next week, we went to meet her parents. We walked in the door to see family photos of several police, one in swat uniform.
I said, "Oh, your family kills people."....
Posted by: Mike Lorrey on December 28, 2004 08:50 AM