September 01, 2006

Quote of the Day

Want hot sex from a woman? Keep the relationship psycho. It worked for me when I was single. I had many long-term non-monogamous relationships that remained erotic right up until the moment she tried to claw my eyes out. It costs a lot in therapy, but boy is it sexy.

Want love and contentment? Dump the psycho and build a nest. You get to have steady sex with somebody who is not trying to claw your eyes out. Plus you get to have breakfast without any coffee cups aimed at your head.

And there's nothing like reading a book, in bed, next to somebody you love.

Joe Quirk
"Scientists Have Discovered the Food That Makes Women Lose Interest in Sex"

Posted by Russell Whitaker at September 1, 2006 08:25 AM | TrackBack
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