Gmail's spam filters are pretty good, and I usually delete the contents of my spam folder unread, but I felt like checking the payload of one, which contained this gem:
"...the pimp needed to dance, so conformists should never self-destruct and could do party tricks... A mastadon near the inferiority complex, some somewhat incinerated bottle of beer, and a hardly snooty football team are what made America great! Another fried football team graduates from the load bearing mortician. white-hot honkies imitated one fascist. A photon sells an accurately radioactive burglar to an apartment building from a chain saw...."
Ah, crunchy spam goodness! Was this an autogenerated non sequitur, or actually composed by a real (addled) person?
If one breaks it up, could become a pseudo-haiku..
It is a message from Hans Brinker and the Chaos Boys and I understand...
James Brown!
That's not the payload, that's the camouflage.